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From the "Things I never want to hear again" file:

My sister trying very, very hard to hide an orgasm.

Damn you, acute hearing. Damn you to hell. On the bright side, I can test if it's at alll possible to embarass her just by finding a subtle way to bring it up. :P

In more serious news...oy, why won't they just let Terri Schiavo die? Hell, speed it along a little? It's been fifteen years, and there's been, AFAICT, very little improvement, or any potential for it.

The woman's skull is filled with cerebrospinal fluid alone, apparently, and her CAT/MRI scans are, relatively, terrifying to behold. I know her parents are hopeful, but...for heavens' sake, let her go. That part of her that was actually Terri, IMO, died over a decade ago.

Okay, I'm done.

-D.

Comments

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precia
Mar. 20th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
At least she tried.
paleshadow
Mar. 20th, 2005 01:06 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, but for my mother's sake more than mine. :P

-D.
skloak
Mar. 20th, 2005 05:09 am (UTC)
Hide it by doing what? Biting her arm, a pillow, keeping her mouth closed..? Different methods require different embarrassment tactics.
paleshadow
Mar. 20th, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)
Attempting to be very very quiet? (and succeeding, at that. Just not quiet enough.)

-D.
opendestiny
Mar. 20th, 2005 06:15 am (UTC)
*cough*
I don't think I can even comment on that.
paleshadow
Mar. 20th, 2005 01:07 pm (UTC)
Re: *cough*
Amd yet, here you are.

-D.
murlainn
Mar. 21st, 2005 02:57 am (UTC)
I hear Terri doesn't make a sound when she's having sex.
paleshadow
Mar. 22nd, 2005 06:16 am (UTC)
*chuckles*
Here's your window seat ticket in the handbasket. Enjoy your stay!

-D.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 24th, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC)
Dude!
Best...Terri joke...EVER!!!

It's a shame you'll rot in hell for it, but at least now you know you'll spend eternity in a catatonic state getting sodomized by Dr Kevorkian. I mean, some of us have to spend our whole LIVES waiting to find out how we'll end up, but now you know! Lucky you!

murlainn
Mar. 25th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
Re: Dude!
Thank God we live in an atheistic universe, then.
paleshadow
Mar. 25th, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)
Re: Dude!
Cunningham? Izzat you? Or have I acquired a new anonymouse?

-D.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 26th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC)
Re: Dude!
Bwahahaha! He knoweth not whoeth Ieth ameth! Victory is mine!

Now that victory is mine, there's only one thing I want! Virgin sacrifice and a suckling pig! Ok, two things: virgin sacrifice, suckling pig, and hula girls! Well, OK, that's three things, but that's it! Well, and maybe some dancing bears... but four things, that's all!

Err, um, yes... victory is mine! and whatnot...

Thought of the day: No matter how hard you try, you can't have everything. Where would you put it?
paleshadow
Mar. 26th, 2005 11:00 am (UTC)
Re: Dude!
Luckily, I've narrowed you down to one of three people. IP tracing for the win!

Given that, I'll take a shot in the dark. Hello, Mike. :P

-D.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 26th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Dude!
Blast! Cursed IP, how you mock me so!

And here I was, being nice and not going in the obvious direction of Terri Schivo having sex with your sister.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 22nd, 2005 06:13 am (UTC)
Could've been worse. You could have heard her trying to hide faking an orgasm.

-Nathan
paleshadow
Mar. 22nd, 2005 06:16 am (UTC)
Thankfully, I cannot confirm that this wasn't the case.

-D.
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