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Just when you thought you'd seen it all...

...the Harry Potter fandom comes up with this. (NOT safe for work.)

-D.

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cybermancy
Jul. 11th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
You think that's bad? Try finding some of the Harry Potter fanfiction out there. It's disturbing. Very. Some people are sick.

... course nothing beats the Pokemon fanfic my friend showed me involving Ash and Pikachu "love". *shudder*
paleshadow
Jul. 11th, 2005 09:37 pm (UTC)
"Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
...damn you, Casey.

It's not so much that it's conventionally disturbing as much as - why the llama of all things? Somewhere, there is an artist that was thinking, "Teenage blowjobs are so passe, how can I spice this up? Oh, I know! A LLAMA!"

Contemplating a mind like that will scar me for life, so I suppose I shall stop now.

-D.
cybermancy
Jul. 11th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
Re: "Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
Pikachu was the 'top' too. AHAHAHA

Yeah, the llama really is the most disturbing thing, but I've scanned worse in fanfic! Like naughty things with the headmaster dude's beard? And things involving that one dude's cat that I thought died in the first movie? I don't remember!
(Anonymous)
Jul. 12th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
Re: "Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
Goddamn you, Internet.

Although, I suppose to be fair, it's not nearly as bad as some things (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2564&p=3) that I've come across (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2083) online (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1974). And those are the (relatively speaking) worksafe ones, too. Don't even try to get me to dig up that picture of Optimus Prime jacking off Starscream that got printed in The Gateway this year, either.

...Goddamn you, Internet.

-Nathan
paleshadow
Jul. 12th, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
Re: "Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
In tonight's episode, we discover that Nathan still can't write HTML.

Admittedly, the Transformer porn was just...brain-breaking. I would almost rather have had the nude photo that hit the front page of the U of C newspaper - of course, that would require going to U of C, and I don't think any amount of nudity is worth that.

-D.
(Anonymous)
Jul. 12th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC)
Re: "Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
That's odd, my HTML worked fine in preview mode... (http://www.suckitchigbo.cx)

-Nathan
(Anonymous)
Jul. 12th, 2005 04:54 am (UTC)
Re: "Pika! Pika pika chuuuuu...."
AW FUCKIT
cybermancy
Jul. 12th, 2005 05:00 am (UTC)
hahaha
Yeah those are gross. But guys sucking their own dicks isn't too weird to hear about. I thought that was like every dude's dream. LOL
skloak
Jul. 12th, 2005 05:53 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
I knew a guy who could do that once.

He said not only was he better at it than me, but so was his basset hound.
generationxwing
Jul. 12th, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
My cousin Walter tried that once. Broke his neck and died instantly.

/Clerks


Man. I've read Harry/Snape fanfics.. That pic is just wrong, though. Why a llama? I mean, okay. Unicorns, dragons, those things would've made sense (..so to speak). I don't remember hearing about a llama in Harry's "Care of Dangerous Creatures" class.

Weirdest fanfics ever: (These will make no sense to non-anime fans, but still.)

1. Sorcerer Hunters - Marron and Gateau are doing the nasty.. (which is bad enough. Stupid Gateau). But Marron, who probably weighs 90 pounds soaking wet and wearing a heavy winter coat is on top. And Gateau is about 6'5 and a big hulking thing of muscle. Basically, it's a terrier trying to fuck a grizzly bear.

2. CardCaptor Sakura - (CardCaptors, actually *violent shudder*) Sakura's father, Fujitaka (Aiden *shudder*), who is the kindest, sweetest person in the world, is taking his son's "friend"/lover (oh, like they're not.), Yukito Tsukishiro (Julian Star *sob*) home after Yuki's there studying and decides he is going to rape Yukito in the car on the way home. ....

Any others are on CardCaptor Sakura Theatre 3000, which is genius
paleshadow
Jul. 12th, 2005 09:05 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
I see your out-of-character rape fics and physically implausible arrangements, and raise you one homosexual necrophiliac incest fic?

(don't say I didn't warn you. Oh, and blame Lindsay for linking me. :D)

-D.
generationxwing
Jul. 12th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Re: hahaha
*whimpers* I'm so afraid to click on it.. but.. I can't help it.. *click*



......................I hate you.
opendestiny
Jul. 13th, 2005 06:17 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
Oh, you would've linked it if you had found it before me. :p
paleshadow
Jul. 13th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC)
You know me far too well.
Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that you did it first! HA!

-D.
paleshadow
Jul. 12th, 2005 09:02 am (UTC)
Re: hahaha
I know I will regret asking, but did he ever demonstrate for you? (with himself, not the hound. :P)

-D.
skloak
Jul. 12th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Re: hahaha
No, he didn't. He bent up appropriately while dressed to show he could reach, but, despite me apparently giving inferior blowjobs, he always preferred me to have at it when he was in the mood. And man, was he unappreciative. And whiny. Snively little bastard. Dumped me for a dorm-mate because she wasn't as fat as me (this is back when I was about 60lbs overweight; the other girl was about 20lbs over), then dumped *her* when they were seniors for a freshman girl my size named Stephanie. I laughed. And I pitied my namesake.
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