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Skyfire Dancers

Well, the heat wave we've all been bitching about seems to have broken in the most spectacular possible way. I've always loved thunderstorms, especially the late night ones that keep you awake, kneeling on your bed to stare out the window and watch the sky explode.

I was struck by how much this afternoon's storm reminded me of some colossal orgasm on the part of Mother Nature. Spectacular, messy, loud, and quick. I probably just have sex on the brain. I doubt any of you are really surprised.

And yet, even then, I'm begging off going to Diamonds (the strip club Tommy's been trying to get me to visit for three years. :D) with Chris (who surprisingly is the one planning this), Tommy, and Scott tomorrow. Not really being able to afford it is only half the reason. When the potential reactions of one's friends to naked people parading in front of them (especially given a memorable prior incident) elicit more interest than the potential naked people themselves, it's probably a sign that it wouldn't be worth the hideous amount of money I'd end up spending to go.

-D.

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doctorcomputer
Jul. 26th, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
Oh I don't know. Just bring a paper bag for Chris and you should be good to go!
paleshadow
Jul. 26th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
I assume Scott will handle that in my absence. Probably even if I hadn't been absent. Scott's like that.

-D.
airiseverywhere
Jul. 26th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Thunderstorms are awesome! We still didn't get one last night. It just rained and rained, then POOF, it stopped.

I love sitting by the window and watching storms. I love in a little valley, and the mountain tops get all foggy and you can barely see anything until the lightning lights up the sky.


Now, I'm sure you could round up some change for those poor strippers. Roll up some pennies and put that in their G-Strings. :p
airiseverywhere
Jul. 26th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Haha, damn typo. I LIVE in a valley.......haha.
paleshadow
Jul. 26th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
Both, I am sure.

-D.
chantillary
Jul. 28th, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
Don't have the money?
What do you mean by that?

Don't you still have the...

...never mind, I don't want to know how you spent it, but I will say that I'm taking back what I spent my share on and trading it in for something smaller. :)

William
bob13
Jul. 31st, 2006 01:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't have the money?
The frightening part of the above comment is that it could still apply to strippers.
chantillary
Jul. 31st, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't have the money?
That's true, but only in that I didn't need to remove that much paint, so took back the gallon jug for the pint jar of paint removal chemicals.

Just because I helped the exotic dancers pick their best promotional photos whilst you and John were "helping" Peter set up the gaming network (on the fricking cheap) doesn't mean that you can make jokes about my use of strippers. :P
bob13
Jul. 31st, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't have the money?
I feel a strange disturbance in the Force, like a thousand jokes cried out at once, and we silenced.
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