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Dear monkeys:

Ooh-ooh! Ah-ah-ah! (Hello! I have many nice bananas for you!)

I've done your job. I know it can be tough to accurately type in what someone's saying, verbatim, and still keep up with them. I don't expect perfection. Even I made the occasional mistake in my time.

That said, if I have to decipher one more barely-comprehensible excuse for a response ("They were very cotoousy"? "qurdual"? "fchabnrged"? "opeartwa"? SRSLY?) because you were too lazy to briefly check that the sentence you were typing actually resembled human speech, I will be forced hunt down whichever of you is responsible, tear out the eyes that you obviously aren't using and won't miss, and force-feed them to you.

That is all.

-D.

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(Anonymous)
Aug. 4th, 2006 12:05 am (UTC)
I think I deciphered all of those except fchabnrged. Emphasis on "I think." Cutesy, cordial and seriously?
Kethry, who is taking a break from cleaning her suddenly fly-ridden kitchen.
paleshadow
Aug. 4th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Courteous (well, it might have been meant as "courtesy"), cordial, charged (you _definitely_ needed context for that one). SRSLY is an Internet meme. :P

-D.
doctorcomputer
Aug. 4th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
Glad to see that the honeymoon's over and in the end, you're not not hating your job. The world is safe from apocalypse once again.
paleshadow
Aug. 4th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
Silly Nathan. You of all people should know that at least ninety percent of my bitching is for comedic effect. The honeymoon period is a) still on, and b) lasting longer than any previous such, with perhaps the odd exception that is only lexically related.

-D.

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